The Ghetto Buddha Bible

 The Ghetto Buddha Bible

1.Burning candles against your enemies is easier than doing jail time. 🕯

2. Transform Your Envy Into Inspiration.

Jealousy is one hell of a drug💊
Side effects may include but not limited to: irrationality, impaired judgement, wasted time, bitterness and premature aging.

3. "Thou Shalt Let It ALL Hang Out"🙏🏽
Raw honest authenticity is better than a curated lie.

4. Only Engage in Spiritually Responsible Heauxism🍆
Don't be out here creating unnecessary soul ties.
Sexually Transmitted Demons are REAL

5. MORE GRATITUDE = MORE BLESSINGS🙏🏽
If you want more abundance from the universe show some serious gratitude and appreciation. 
Start twerking when you pay a bill.
Down to your last 5 dollars?!
Atleast you got 5 dollars🙌🏾
Better put some RESPECK on it!

6. SELF-LOVE 💘
Self-Love doesn't have to be radical.
It looks a lot like prioritization.
It looks like cleaning your house.
Doing your laundry.
Sweeping your floors.
Washing your ass!
Making yourself a meal.
Taking a break when you're overworking.

7. You Deserve The MF World 🌎

8. NO GD REGRETS 🚫
Shame will steal your pride and joy.
There is no part of you that deserves to internalize shame.
Experiences are learning lessons.

9. SEPARATION IS KEY TO THRIVING AND SURVIVAL 🌟
Create the world that you wish to participate in.
Separate yourself from the enviornments that you don't.
Separate even from people that look as you do but don't believe as you do.
Some people are comfortable living in hell.


10. HATERS 🤮
* People that are heavily invested in your life usually don't have lives of their own.

*People that are worried about your thought process often dont think for themselves.

*People clocking your pockets usually don't have anything in theirs.

*People worried about how you eating often don't have anything on their table.